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| Date |
Viewers
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A18-49
| A18-49+ | Lead | Title |
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1 | 1 | 1 | 9/22/2003 | 18.44 | 5.9 | 145 |
160
| Pilot |
2 | 1 | 2 | 9/29/2003 | 16.18 | 5.0 | 123 |
155
| Big Flappy Bastards |
3 | 1 | 3 | 10/6/2003 | 14.82 | 4.8 | 118 |
145
| Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
4 | 1 | 4 | 10/13/2003 | 14.73 | 5.0 | 123 |
145
| If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap |
5 | 1 | 5 | 10/20/2003 | 15.24 | 5.3 | 131 |
138
| The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump |
6 | 1 | 6 | 10/27/2003 | 15.82 | 5.5 | 136 |
153
| Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
7 | 1 | 7 | 11/3/2003 | 16.02 | 5.5 | 136 |
150
| If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
8 | 1 | 8 | 11/10/2003 | 15.82 | 5.3 | 131 |
153
| Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful |
9 | 1 | 9 | 11/17/2003 | 15.98 | 5.7 | 140 |
153
| Phase One, Complete |
10 | 1 | 10 | 11/24/2003 | 17.14 | 5.6 | 138 |
145
| Merry Thanksgiving |
11 | 1 | 11 | 12/15/2003 | 14.77 | 4.7 | 116 |
136
| Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
12 | 1 | 12 | 1/5/2004 | 16.75 | 5.6 | 138 |
155
| Camel Filters and Pheremones |
13 | 1 | 13 | 1/12/2004 | 17.86 | 6.2 | 153 |
168
| Sarah Like Puny Alan |
14 | 1 | 14 | 2/2/2004 | 16.48 | 5.4 | 133 |
150
| I Can't Afford Hyenas |
15 | 1 | 15 | 2/9/2004 | 16.96 | 6.0 | 148 |
145
| Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Part 1 of 2) |
16 | 1 | 16 | 2/16/2004 | 17.39 | 5.9 | 145 |
163
| That Was Saliva, Alan (Part 2 of 2) |
17 | 1 | 17 | 2/23/2004 | 16.48 | 5.2 | 128 |
140
| Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats |
18 | 1 | 18 | 3/1/2004 | 17.10 | 6.4 | 158 |
153
| An Old Flame with a New Wick |
19 | 1 | 19 | 3/22/2004 | 16.43 | 5.9 | 145 |
158
| I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
20 | 1 | 20 | 4/19/2004 | 14.58 | 4.7 | 116 |
126
| Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
21 | 1 | 21 | 5/3/2004 | 16.20 | 5.8 | 143 |
143
| No Sniffing, No Wowing |
22 | 1 | 22 | 5/10/2004 | 16.01 | 5.8 | 143 |
145
| My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet |
23 | 1 | 23 | 5/17/2004 | 15.20 | 5.7 | 140 |
140
| Just Like Buffalo |
24 | 1 |
99
| 5/24/2004 | 18.20 | 6.6 | 163 |
158
| Can You Feel My Finger? |
25 | 2 | 1 | 9/20/2004 | 16.40 | 5.5 | 135 |
145
| Back Off Mary Poppins |
26 | 2 | 2 | 9/27/2004 | 16.60 | 5.7 | 140 |
150
| Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
27 | 2 | 3 | 10/4/2004 | 16.40 | 5.7 | 140 |
145
| A Bag Full of Jawea |
28 | 2 | 4 | 10/11/2004 | 17.20 | 6.0 | 147 |
152
| Go Get Mommy's Bra |
29 | 2 | 5 | 10/18/2004 | 16.28 | 5.7 | 140 |
140
| Bad News from the Clinic |
30 | 2 | 6 | 10/25/2004 | 17.20 | 6.1 | 150 |
133
| The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance |
31 | 2 | 7 | 11/8/2004 | 16.00 | 5.4 | 133 |
86
| A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
32 | 2 | 8 | 11/15/2004 | 17.50 | 6.4 | 157 |
147
| Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
33 | 2 | 9 | 11/22/2004 | 18.90 | 6.8 | 167 |
152
| Yes, Monsignor |
34 | 2 | 10 | 11/29/2004 | 17.88 | 6.3 | 155 |
157
| The Salmon Under My Sweater |
35 | 2 | 11 | 12/13/2004 | 16.20 | 5.8 | 142 |
130
| Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
36 | 2 | 12 | 1/3/2005 | 18.03 | 6.2 | 152 |
155
| A Lungful of Alan |
37 | 2 | 13 | 1/17/2005 | 18.14 | 6.1 | 150 |
155
| Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair) |
38 | 2 | 14 | 1/31/2005 | 17.01 | 5.7 | 140 |
140
| Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts |
39 | 2 | 15 | 2/7/2005 | 16.75 | 5.6 | 138 |
145
| Smell the Umbrella Stand |
40 | 2 | 16 | 2/14/2005 | 16.78 | 5.6 | 138 |
133
| Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
41 | 2 | 17 | 2/21/2005 | 17.50 | 5.5 | 135 |
69
| Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! |
42 | 2 | 18 | 3/7/2005 | 17.45 | 5.5 | 135 |
118
| It Was Mame, Mom |
43 | 2 | 19 | 3/21/2005 | 15.92 | 5.1 | 125 |
125
| A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise |
44 | 2 | 20 | 4/18/2005 | 17.13 | 5.5 | 135 |
133
| I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
45 | 2 | 21 | 5/2/2005 | 17.93 | 5.8 | 142 |
155
| A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
46 | 2 | 22 | 5/9/2005 | 17.96 | 5.8 | 142 |
150
| That Old House Bag Is My Mother |
47 | 2 | 23 | 5/16/2005 | 24.24 | 8.1 | 199 |
275
| Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
48 | 2 |
99
| 5/23/2005 | 14.37 | 4.6 | 113 |
76
| Does This Smell Funny to You? |
49 | 3 | 1 | 9/19/2005 | 15.04 | 5.1 | 126 |
96
| Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
50 | 3 | 2 | 9/26/2005 | 14.37 | 4.8 | 118 |
91
| Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
51 | 3 | 3 | 10/3/2005 | 14.21 | 4.8 | 118 |
96
| Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
52 | 3 | 4 | 10/10/2005 | 15.24 | 5.0 | 123 |
84
| Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
53 | 3 | 5 | 10/17/2005 | 15.56 | 5.5 | 135 |
96
| We Called It Mr. Pinky |
54 | 3 | 6 | 10/24/2005 | 16.77 | 5.5 | 135 |
96
| Hi, Mr. Horned One |
55 | 3 | 7 | 11/7/2005 | 16.19 | 5.2 | 128 |
89
| Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
56 | 3 | 8 | 11/14/2005 | 15.17 | 5.1 | 126 |
91
| That Voodoo That I Do Do |
57 | 3 | 9 | 11/21/2005 | 15.75 | 5.2 | 128 |
89
| Madame and Her Special Friend |
58 | 3 | 10 | 11/28/2005 | 16.53 | 5.7 | 140 |
108
| Something Salty and Twisted |
59 | 3 | 11 | 12/19/2005 | 17.70 | 5.6 | 138 |
81
| Santa's Village of the Damned |
60 | 3 | 12 | 1/9/2006 | 17.20 | 5.9 | 145 |
103
| That Special Tug |
61 | 3 | 13 | 1/23/2006 | 17.07 | 5.8 | 143 |
101
| Humiliation Is a Visual Medium |
62 | 3 | 14 | 2/6/2006 | 16.33 | 5.4 | 133 |
96
| Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
63 | 3 | 15 | 2/27/2006 | 17.04 | 5.6 | 138 |
86
| My Tongue Is Meat |
64 | 3 | 16 | 3/6/2006 | 17.06 | 5.7 | 140 |
89
| Ergo, the Booty Call |
65 | 3 | 17 | 3/13/2006 | 17.37 | 5.3 | 131 |
94
| The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
66 | 3 | 18 | 3/20/2006 | 16.72 | 5.4 | 133 |
79
| The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
67 | 3 | 19 | 4/10/2006 | 14.05 | 4.5 | 111 |
64
| Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
68 | 3 | 20 | 4/24/2006 | 14.47 | 4.7 | 116 |
62
| Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
69 | 3 | 21 | 5/1/2006 | 14.31 | 4.4 | 108 |
62
| And the Plot Moistens |
70 | 3 | 22 | 5/8/2006 | 14.87 | 4.6 | 113 |
69
| Just Once with Aunt Sophie |
71 | 3 | 23 | 5/15/2006 | 11.04 | 3.8 | 94 |
76
| Arguments for a Quickie (Part 1 of 2) |
72 | 3 |
99
| 5/22/2006 | 15.50 | 5.1 | 126 |
62
| That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
73 | 4 | 1 | 9/18/2006 | 15.09 | 5.0 | 133 |
101
| Working for Caligula |
74 | 4 | 2 | 9/25/2006 | 15.28 | 4.8 | 127 |
90
| Who's Vod Kanockers? |
75 | 4 | 3 | 10/2/2006 | 15.80 | 5.1 | 135 |
96
| The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress |
76 | 4 | 4 | 10/9/2006 | 16.38 | 5.2 | 138 |
93
| A Pot-Smoking Monkey |
77 | 4 | 5 | 10/16/2006 | 16.25 | 5.1 | 135 |
80
| A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
78 | 4 | 6 | 10/23/2006 | 15.03 | 4.7 | 125 |
77
| Apologies for the Frivolity |
79 | 4 | 7 | 11/6/2006 | 14.48 | 4.7 | 125 |
77
| Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
80 | 4 | 8 | 11/13/2006 | 15.83 | 4.9 | 130 |
80
| Release the Dogs |
81 | 4 | 9 | 11/20/2006 | 15.04 | 4.7 | 125 |
77
| Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
82 | 4 | 10 | 11/27/2006 | 15.50 | 4.8 | 127 |
82
| Kissing Abraham Lincoln |
83 | 4 | 11 | 12/11/2006 | 15.69 | 5.1 | 135 |
82
| Walnuts and Demerol |
84 | 4 | 12 | 1/8/2007 | 14.78 | 4.7 | 125 |
74
| Castrating Sheep in Montana |
85 | 4 | 13 | 1/22/2007 | 15.85 | 4.8 | 127 |
85
| Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
86 | 4 | 14 | 2/5/2007 | 17.68 | 5.8 | 154 |
93
| That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
87 | 4 | 15 | 2/12/2007 | 15.50 | 4.9 | 130 |
85
| My Damn Stalker |
88 | 4 | 16 | 2/19/2007 | 16.56 | 5.3 | 141 |
88
| Young People Have Phlegm Too |
89 | 4 | 17 | 2/26/2007 | 16.58 | 5.4 | 143 |
93
| I Merely Slept with a Commie |
90 | 4 | 18 | 3/19/2007 | 11.68 | 4.0 | 106 |
66
| It Never Rains in Hooterville |
91 | 4 | 19 | 4/9/2007 | 13.46 | 4.5 | 119 |
77
| Smooth as a Ken Doll |
92 | 4 | 20 | 4/16/2007 | 13.03 | 4.4 | 117 |
66
| Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
93 | 4 | 21 | 4/23/2007 | 12.27 | 4.0 | 106 |
64
| Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
94 | 4 | 22 | 4/30/2007 | 13.71 | 4.7 | 125 |
72
| Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
95 | 4 | 23 | 5/7/2007 | 13.27 | 4.6 | 122 |
74
| Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' |
96 | 4 |
99
| 5/14/2007 | 10.16 | 3.6 | 96 |
80
| Prostitutes and Gelato |
97 | 5 | 1 | 9/24/2007 | 13.58 | 4.8 | 145 |
112
| Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
98 | 5 | 2 | 10/1/2007 | 13.24 | 4.6 | 139 |
100
| Media Room Slash Dungeon |
99 | 5 | 3 | 10/8/2007 | 13.02 | 4.4 | 133 |
103
| Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
100 | 5 | 4 | 10/15/2007 | 13.69 | 4.7 | 142 |
94
| City of Great Racks |
101 | 5 | 5 | 10/22/2007 | 13.94 | 4.8 | 145 |
106
| Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
102 | 5 | 6 | 10/29/2007 | 13.73 | 4.9 | 148 |
103
| Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
103 | 5 | 7 | 11/5/2007 | 13.80 | 4.9 | 148 |
112
| Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room |
104 | 5 | 8 | 11/12/2007 | 14.12 | 5.0 | 151 |
115
| Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
105 | 5 | 9 | 11/19/2007 | 13.91 | 5.0 | 151 |
88
| Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (a.k.a. Tight's Good) |
106 | 5 | 10 | 11/26/2007 | 15.26 | 5.0 | 151 |
85
| Kinda Like Necrophilia |
107 | 5 | 11 | 3/17/2008 | 14.06 | 5.4 | 163 |
130
| Meander to Your Dander |
108 | 5 | 12 | 3/24/2008 | 14.23 | 5.2 | 157 |
136
| A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
109 | 5 | 13 | 3/31/2008 | 14.50 | 5.4 | 163 |
121
| The Soil Is Moist |
110 | 5 | 14 | 4/14/2008 | 13.94 | 5.3 | 160 |
103
| Winky-Dink Time |
111 | 5 | 15 | 4/21/2008 | 13.36 | 5.0 | 151 |
112
| Rough Night in Hump Junction |
112 | 5 | 16 | 4/28/2008 | 12.91 | 4.8 | 145 |
115
| Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
113 | 5 | 17 | 5/5/2008 | 13.61 | 4.9 | 148 |
109
| Fish in a Drawer |
114 | 5 | 18 | 5/12/2008 | 13.82 | 5.1 | 154 |
115
| If My Hole Could Talk (a.k.a. Finish Your Yemisir Kik Wat) |
115 | 5 |
99
| 5/19/2008 | 14.70 | 4.8 | 145 |
100
| Waiting for the Right Snapper |
116 | 6 | 1 | 9/22/2008 | 14.88 | 5.3 | 176 |
133
| Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
117 | 6 | 2 | 9/29/2008 | 13.58 | 4.7 | 156 |
123
| Pie Hole, Herb |
118 | 6 | 3 | 10/6/2008 | 14.07 | 5.1 | 170 |
133
| Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
119 | 6 | 4 | 10/13/2008 | 14.72 | 5.3 | 176 |
130
| The Flavin' and the Mavin |
120 | 6 | 5 | 10/20/2008 | 14.63 | 5.1 | 170 |
133
| A Jack Strap in Hell |
121 | 6 | 6 | 11/3/2008 | 12.76 | 4.6 | 153 |
136
| It's Always Nazi Week |
122 | 6 | 7 | 11/10/2008 | 14.50 | 4.9 | 163 |
140
| Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
123 | 6 | 8 | 11/17/2008 | 15.18 | 5.3 | 176 |
146
| Pinocchio's Mouth |
124 | 6 | 9 | 11/24/2008 | 14.95 | 5.3 | 176 |
143
| The Mooch at the Boo |
125 | 6 | 10 | 12/8/2008 | 15.59 | 5.2 | 173 |
140
| He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
126 | 6 | 11 | 12/15/2008 | 17.92 | 5.6 | 186 |
153
| The Devil's Lube |
127 | 6 | 12 | 1/12/2009 | 17.10 | 5.6 | 186 |
160
| Thank God for Scoliosis |
128 | 6 | 13 | 1/19/2009 | 16.09 | 5.4 | 180 |
150
| I Think You Offended Don |
129 | 6 | 14 | 2/2/2009 | 16.55 | 5.5 | 183 |
143
| David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
130 | 6 | 15 | 2/9/2009 | 15.00 | 4.8 | 160 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | |
131 | 6 | 16 | 3/2/2009 | 15.47 | 4.9 | 163 |
140
| She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime |
132 | 6 | 17 | 3/9/2009 | 13.44 | 4.8 | 160 |
120
| The Ocu or the Pado? |
133 | 6 | 18 | 3/16/2009 | 14.12 | 4.8 | 160 |
130
| My Son's Enormous Head |
134 | 6 | 19 | 3/30/2009 | 14.56 | 5.2 | 173 |
130
| The Two Finger Rule |
135 | 6 | 20 | 4/13/2009 | 15.03 | 5.3 | 176 |
136
| Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau |
136 | 6 | 21 | 4/27/2009 | 14.16 | 4.9 | 163 |
123
| Above Exalted Cyclops |
137 | 6 | 22 | 5/4/2009 | 14.17 | 5.0 | 166 |
120
| Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
138 | 6 | 23 | 5/11/2009 | 13.11 | 4.5 | 150 |
120
| Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth |
139 | 6 |
99
| 5/18/2009 | 16.18 | 5.3 | 176 |
123
| Baseball Was Better with Steroids |
140 | 7 | 1 | 9/21/2009 | 13.63 | 4.5 | 160 |
117
| 818-jklpuzo |
141 | 7 | 2 | 9/28/2009 | 13.86 | 4.8 | 171 |
110
| Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
142 | 7 | 3 | 10/5/2009 | 13.30 | 4.4 | 156 |
99
| Mmm, Fish. Yum |
143 | 7 | 4 | 10/12/2009 | 14.17 | 4.8 | 171 |
107
| Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
144 | 7 | 5 | 10/19/2009 | 14.07 | 4.8 | 171 |
117
| For the Sake of the Child |
145 | 7 | 6 | 11/2/2009 | 13.51 | 4.4 | 156 |
110
| Give Me Your Thumb |
146 | 7 | 7 | 11/9/2009 | 14.44 | 4.6 | 163 |
103
| Untainted by Filth |
147 | 7 | 8 | 11/16/2009 | 13.69 | 4.7 | 167 |
99
| Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
148 | 7 | 9 | 11/23/2009 | 13.88 | 4.7 | 167 |
110
| Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
149 | 7 | 10 | 12/7/2009 | 14.84 | 5.0 | 178 |
99
| That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
150 | 7 | 11 | 12/14/2009 | 16.37 | 5.2 | 185 |
114
| Warning, It's Dirty |
151 | 7 | 12 | 1/11/2010 | 17.27 | 5.4 | 192 |
110
| Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
152 | 7 | 13 | 1/18/2010 | 16.31 | 5.3 | 188 |
124
| Yay, No Polyps! |
153 | 7 | 14 | 2/1/2010 | 16.51 | 5.1 | 181 |
107
| Crude and Uncalled For |
154 | 7 | 15 | 2/8/2010 | 17.66 | 5.7 | 203 |
117
| Aye, Aye, Captain Douche |
155 | 7 | 16 | 3/1/2010 | 16.86 | 5.7 | 203 |
121
| Tinkle Like a Princess |
156 | 7 | 17 | 3/8/2010 | 17.61 | 5.8 | 206 |
128
| I Found Your Moustache |
157 | 7 | 18 | 3/22/2010 | 14.46 | 5.1 | 181 |
117
| Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
158 | 7 | 19 | 4/12/2010 | 13.71 | 4.7 | 167 |
99
| Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave |
159 | 7 | 20 | 5/10/2010 | 13.86 | 4.6 | 163 |
114
| I Called Him Magoo |
160 | 7 | 21 | 5/17/2010 | 13.28 | 4.4 | 156 |
103
| Gumby with a Pokey (a.k.a. Another Hairy Adventure) |
161 | 7 |
99
| 5/24/2010 | 15.46 | 5.0 | 178 |
114
| This Is Not Gonna End Well |
162 | 8 | 1 | 9/20/2010 | 14.63 | 4.9 | 193 |
122
| Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
163 | 8 | 2 | 9/27/2010 | 13.92 | 4.8 | 189 |
126
| A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
164 | 8 | 3 | 10/4/2010 | 14.37 | 4.5 | 177 |
118
| A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
165 | 8 | 4 | 10/11/2010 | 13.47 | 4.5 | 177 |
118
| Hookers, Hookers, Hooker |
166 | 8 | 5 | 10/18/2010 | 13.54 | 4.4 | 173 |
114
| The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
167 | 8 | 6 | 10/25/2010 | 13.77 | 4.4 | 173 |
118
| Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
168 | 8 | 7 | 11/1/2010 | 13.64 | 4.7 | 185 |
134
| The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
169 | 8 | 8 | 11/8/2010 | 13.63 | 4.3 | 169 |
118
| Springtime on a Stick |
170 | 8 | 9 | 11/15/2010 | 14.25 | 4.5 | 177 |
114
| A Good Time in Central Africa |
171 | 8 | 10 | 11/22/2010 | 14.39 | 4.5 | 177 |
114
| Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
172 | 8 | 11 | 12/6/2010 | 13.41 | 4.2 | 165 |
122
| Dead from the Waist Down |
173 | 8 | 12 | 12/13/2010 | 13.95 | 4.2 | 165 |
126
| Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead |
174 | 8 | 13 | 1/3/2011 | 15.36 | 4.7 | 185 |
134
| Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup |
175 | 8 | 14 | 1/17/2011 | 15.56 | 4.6 | 181 |
130
| Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
176 | 8 | 15 | 2/7/2011 | 15.15 | 4.4 | 173 |
126
| Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
177 | 8 |
99
| 2/14/2011 | 14.51 | 4.2 | 165 |
118
| That Darn Priest |
178 | 9 | 1 | 9/19/2011 | 28.74 | 10.7 | 453 |
220
| Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt |
179 | 9 | 2 | 9/26/2011 | 20.52 | 7.4 | 313 |
195
| People Who Love Peepholes |
180 | 9 | 3 | 10/3/2011 | 17.71 | 6.2 | 262 |
190
| Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
181 | 9 | 4 | 10/10/2011 | 16.20 | 5.9 | 250 |
182
| Nine Magic Fingers |
182 | 9 | 5 | 10/17/2011 | 15.14 | 5.3 | 224 |
186
| A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
183 | 9 | 6 | 10/24/2011 | 15.29 | 5.5 | 233 |
190
| The Squat and the Hover |
184 | 9 | 7 | 10/31/2011 | 13.90 | 4.7 | 199 |
182
| Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
185 | 9 | 8 | 11/7/2011 | 14.71 | 5.2 | 220 |
195
| Thank You for the Intercourse |
186 | 9 | 9 | 11/14/2011 | 14.77 | 5.4 | 229 |
203
| Frodo's Headshots |
187 | 9 | 10 | 11/21/2011 | 15.82 | 5.2 | 220 |
195
| A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
188 | 9 | 11 | 12/5/2011 | 15.18 | 5.1 | 216 |
195
| What a Lovely Landing Strip |
189 | 9 | 12 | 12/12/2011 | 14.88 | 4.7 | 199 |
140
| One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
190 | 9 | 13 | 1/2/2012 | 13.94 | 4.5 | 190 |
186
| Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
191 | 9 | 14 | 1/16/2012 | 13.02 | 4.6 | 195 |
195
| A Possum on Chemo |
192 | 9 | 15 | 2/6/2012 | 13.00 | 4.3 | 182 |
182
| The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack |
193 | 9 | 16 | 2/13/2012 | 12.45 | 3.9 | 165 |
161
| Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy |
194 | 9 | 17 | 2/20/2012 | 13.33 | 4.2 | 178 |
169
| Not in My Mouth! |
195 | 9 | 18 | 2/27/2012 | 11.92 | 3.6 | 152 |
161
| The War Against Gingivitis |
196 | 9 | 19 | 3/19/2012 | 11.47 | 3.8 | 161 |
148
| Palmdale, Ech |
197 | 9 | 20 | 4/9/2012 | 10.40 | 3.6 | 152 |
148
| Grandma's Pie |
198 | 9 | 21 | 4/16/2012 | 11.22 | 3.8 | 161 |
144
| Mr. Hose Says Yes |
199 | 9 | 22 | 4/30/2012 | 11.32 | 3.8 | 161 |
152
| Why We Gave Up Women |
200 | 9 | 23 | 5/7/2012 | 11.43 | 3.8 | 161 |
140
| The Straw in My Donut Hole |
201 | 9 |
99
| 5/14/2012 | 11.55 | 3.9 | 165 |
157
| Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! |
202 | 10 | 1 | 9/27/2012 | 12.54 | 3.5 | 166 |
237
| I Changed My Mind about the Milk |
203 | 10 | 2 | 10/4/2012 | 12.33 | 3.6 | 171 |
233
| A Big Bag of Dog |
204 | 10 | 3 | 10/11/2012 | 11.35 | 3.5 | 166 |
214
| Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt |
205 | 10 | 4 | 10/18/2012 | 13.60 | 4.0 | 190 |
228
| You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For |
206 | 10 | 5 | 10/25/2012 | 12.94 | 3.7 | 176 |
237
| That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam |
207 | 10 | 6 | 11/1/2012 | 12.65 | 3.6 | 171 |
247
| Ferrets, Attack! |
208 | 10 | 7 | 11/8/2012 | 14.07 | 4.0 | 190 |
242
| Avoid the Chinese Mustard |
209 | 10 | 8 | 11/15/2012 | 13.87 | 4.1 | 195 |
271
| Something My Gynecologist Said |
210 | 10 | 9 | 11/29/2012 | 13.74 | 4.0 | 190 |
261
| I Scream When I Pee |
211 | 10 | 10 | 12/6/2012 | 13.50 | 4.0 | 190 |
247
| One Nut Johnson |
212 | 10 | 11 | 12/13/2012 | 13.34 | 4.1 | 195 |
256
| Give Santa a Tail-Hole |
213 | 10 | 12 | 1/3/2013 | 15.41 | 4.5 | 214 |
290
| Welcome to Alancrest |
214 | 10 | 13 | 1/10/2013 | 14.40 | 4.2 | 199 |
304
| Grab a Feather and Get in Line |
215 | 10 | 14 | 1/31/2013 | 13.70 | 3.9 | 185 |
256
| Run Steven Staven! Run! |
216 | 10 | 15 | 2/7/2013 | 14.12 | 4.1 | 195 |
294
| Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It |
217 | 10 | 16 | 2/14/2013 | 13.69 | 3.8 | 180 |
261
| Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby |
218 | 10 | 17 | 2/21/2013 | 13.41 | 3.9 | 185 |
266
| Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries |
219 | 10 | 18 | 3/7/2013 | 13.54 | 3.9 | 185 |
261
| The 9:04 from Pemberton |
220 | 10 | 19 | 3/14/2013 | 12.18 | 3.3 | 157 |
228
| Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon |
221 | 10 | 20 | 4/4/2013 | 13.71 | 3.9 | 185 |
247
| Bazinga! That's from a TV Show |
222 | 10 | 21 | 4/25/2013 | 11.32 | 2.8 | 133 |
214
| Another Night with Neil Diamond |
223 | 10 | 22 | 5/2/2013 | 12.12 | 3.2 | 152 |
233
| My Bodacious Vidalia |
224 | 10 |
99
| 5/9/2013 | 12.83 | 3.5 | 166 |
233
| Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped |
225 | 11 | 1 | 9/26/2013 | 11.59 | 2.9 | 154 |
207
| Nangnangnangnang |
226 | 11 | 2 | 10/3/2013 | 9.34 | 2.4 | 127 |
154
| I Think I Banged Lucille Ball |
227 | 11 | 3 | 10/10/2013 | 9.14 | 2.3 | 122 |
127
| This Unblessed Biscuit |
228 | 11 | 4 | 10/17/2013 | 8.59 | 2.1 | 111 |
127
| Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank |
229 | 11 | 5 | 10/24/2013 | 8.53 | 2.3 | 122 |
122
| Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 |
230 | 11 | 6 | 11/7/2013 | 8.27 | 2.0 | 106 |
111
| Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants |
231 | 11 | 7 | 11/14/2013 | 8.66 | 2.1 | 111 |
111
| Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie |
232 | 11 | 8 | 11/21/2013 | 8.69 | 2.1 | 111 |
117
| Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. |
233 | 11 | 9 | 12/5/2013 | 8.47 | 2.3 | 122 |
111
| Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer |
234 | 11 | 10 | 12/12/2013 | 8.54 | 1.9 | 101 |
101
| On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! |
235 | 11 | 11 | 1/2/2014 | 8.74 | 2.2 | 117 |
106
| Tazed in the Lady Nuts |
236 | 11 | 12 | 1/9/2014 | 9.58 | 2.4 | 127 |
127
| Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. |
237 | 11 | 13 | 1/30/2014 | 8.86 | 2.0 | 106 |
101
| Bite Me, Supreme Court |
238 | 11 | 14 | 2/6/2014 | 8.32 | 1.9 | 101 |
90
| Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe |
239 | 11 | 15 | 2/27/2014 | 10.02 | 2.5 | 133 |
143
| Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin |
240 | 11 | 16 | 3/6/2014 | 10.38 | 2.6 | 138 |
154
| How to Get Rid of Alan |
241 | 11 | 17 | 3/13/2014 | 9.43 | 2.4 | 127 |
127
| Welcome Home, Jake |
242 | 11 | 18 | 4/3/2014 | 9.23 | 2.5 | 133 |
149
| West Side Story |
243 | 11 | 19 | 4/10/2014 | 9.55 | 2.4 | 127 |
133
| Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick |
244 | 11 | 20 | 4/24/2014 | 9.35 | 2.5 | 133 |
127
| Lotta Delis in Little Armenia |
245 | 11 | 21 | 5/1/2014 | 8.97 | 2.1 | 111 |
106
| Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot |
246 | 11 |
99
| 5/8/2014 | 8.35 | 2.1 | 111 |
101
| Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead |
247 | 12 | 1 | 10/30/2014 | 10.29 | 2.4 | 143 |
149
| The Ol' Mexican Spinach |
248 | 12 | 2 | 11/6/2014 | 9.12 | 2.1 | 125 |
137
| A Chic Bar in Ibiza |
249 | 12 | 3 | 11/13/2014 | 8.75 | 2.1 | 125 |
155
| Glamping in a Yurt |
250 | 12 | 4 | 11/20/2014 | 8.62 | 2.2 | 131 |
149
| Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight |
251 | 12 | 5 | 11/27/2014 | 6.93 | 1.5 | 89 |
95
| Oontz Oontz Oontz |
252 | 12 | 6 | 12/4/2014 | 8.10 | 1.9 | 113 |
119
| Alan Shot a Little Girl |
253 | 12 | 7 | 12/11/2014 | 9.30 | 2.3 | 137 |
155
| Sex with an Animated Ed Asner |
254 | 12 | 8 | 12/18/2014 | 8.80 | 1.9 | 113 |
137
| Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight |
255 | 12 | 9 | 1/8/2015 | 10.07 | 2.3 | 137 |
161
| Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey |
256 | 12 | 10 | 1/15/2015 | 9.38 | 2.1 | 125 |
143
| Here I Come, Pants! |
257 | 12 | 11 | 1/22/2015 | 9.31 | 2.2 | 131 |
143
| For Whom the Booty Calls |
258 | 12 | 12 | 1/29/2015 | 9.71 | 2.3 | 137 |
167
| A Beer-Battered Rip-Off |
259 | 12 | 13 | 2/5/2015 | 9.39 | 2.3 | 137 |
167
| Boompa Loved His Hookers |
260 | 12 | 14 | 2/12/2015 | 9.33 | 2.1 | 125 |
125
| Don't Give a Monkey a Gun |
261 | 12 |
99
| 2/19/2015 | 13.52 | 3.2 | 190 |
184
| Of Course He's Dead (Part 1 of 2); Of Course He's Dead (Part 2 of 2) |
A few pointers for these tables:
1. 'Tot#' refers to the episode number in the entire history of the series. For now, double-length episodes with only one rating count just once in this number, but we may be able to change that in the future. '#' is the episode number within just its season. Season finales are always given a # of 99, which allows all finales to be more easily sorted together. Whenever there's a 99, though, you can hover over that number 99 to see what the actual season episode number is.
2. Hover over any lead-in number to see the name of the lead-in program!
3. As in the SpotVault proper, 'Lead' generally refers to the rating in just the last half-hour, providing a better picture of who was watching immediately before the show started. However, those breakdowns are not always available. In those situations the 'Lead' will be in italics, meaning 'Lead-in' refers to the entire program and not just the last half-hour. The general rule is that breakdowns are not available for the entire 2008-09, 2009-10 and 2015-16 seasons, plus a handful of weeks in other seasons (mostly holiday/summer weeks).
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